Get your pen and paper ready, little boys and girls, as well as all your deepest desires: It's Dear Santa Letter Week. Tell Santa what you want, but only if you're nice, not naughty or sassy or Britney Spears. But, jeez, this occasion is quite a long stretch from Christmas, isn't it? I suppose it is the U.S. Postal Service we have to rely on, after all. So get those letters in the mail, asap! If Santa gets your letter late, not only will he disregard your wishes, but he'll sic his evil little kitty, Sgt. Gonzo, on you next time he spies you from his perch at the mall. Meow-rahr!!!!