Poor Cubesy
You could see the heartache on Mark Cuban’s goatee-less face as the judges gave him his scores on tonight’s Dancing With the Stars: 6, 6, 6. The mark of the beast, folks. But the crowd booed those mean judges, showing their appreciation for Cuban’s winning personality. Or they might have been impressed with his slimmed-down frame — he did manage to look aiight in a sleeveless shirt. In fact, the worst part of Cubes’ mambo had nothing to do with him. The house band changed a Nelly lyric from “get high with me” to “get happy with me.” Oy. Go here to find out how to vote for our homey.
