Divorce is never fun. Unless it's Britney Spears' and K-Fed's divorce. As soon as Brit filed her court papers, the headlines popped up: "He's now Fed Ex." "K-Fed Up." "K-Fed Exed." Others are nastier. The Calgary Sun in Canada wrote "What took her so long?" MSNBC.com had: "Wannabe rapper can now sell his CDs out of the trunk of his Ferrari." One headline made us feel kinda sorry for the K-ster. MTV.com posted "K-Fed's MTV News Interview Days Ago Revealed No Hint Of Marital Trouble." Awwww. OK, sorry is over. Back to fun.
Like most Americans, I feel that the world has been waiting for me to do a funny, insightful blog that catalogues my footsteps, meals, perceived slights and awkward lovemaking. However, the world will have to keep on waiting because I now have the opportunity to participate in the new Quick blog. This is the place where young writers and community college dropouts from Quick will digitally gather to share analysis and witty observation. Having no facility for analysis or witty observation myself, I offer my lunch.
Half a cod on wheat toast.
Beer
wedge of birthday cake